- I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.... George Burns {view}
- Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means... George Burns {view}
- I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.... George Burns {view}